I really like you...I get DVDs from you and even watch movies on your website. How come you don't like me back? I've applied to a few jobs at your company since my unemployment, and I've heard nothing back! Rejection is so hard! And it would be such a great relationship too since I live across a parking lot from you and all your employees come into my apartment building to use the facilities like the gym, the pool, etc.
(This is the view of the backside of Netflix from my parking spot!!)
Anyway, Netflix, if you ever want to talk, please give me a call. I'll be waiting!